Archive for the ‘Adult SMS’ Category

2 GIRLS IN BUS:

2 GIRLS IN BUS: 1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye. 2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi. 1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.

Jad aapji da janam hoya Punjabi SMS

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

A Lady wanted 2 go to toilet

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay

Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,

kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,