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2 GIRLS IN BUS:

2 GIRLS IN BUS: 1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye. 2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi. 1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.

Jad aapji da janam hoya Punjabi SMS

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

A Lady wanted 2 go to toilet

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

Welcome Me With Open Arms,And Smiling Face Urdu Sms

Welcome Me With Open Arms,And Smiling Face Urdu Sms

Mubarik Ho App ko Yeh LAiL-Tul-Qadar ki Raat Sms

Mubarik Ho App ko Yeh LAiL-Tul-Qadar ki Raat Sms